The other night I dreamed I was my friend, Betro. She was the victim of a hit-and-run donkey-butt recently, and she’s recovering from the physical injuries. She’s also dealing with the financial injury, as her car has been…
Carnal Accoutrements
I was at the grocery store – the grocery store, I tell you – and I looked over at the car parked next to mine. It was covered in bird poop. But I barely noticed. It was packed,…
Uh… B-What?
While waiting in line at a checkout stand yesterday, I overheard a conversation taking place betwixt a couple of clerks. It went something like this… Clerk 1: I swear, if you downed a couple of beers and squinted,…
Way to Go, Mingo
As I drove south on the 405 yesterday, I was nearly taken out by a mingo (that’s an idiot, friends) in a low-rider suv. For reals. That kid was clearly a middle-school-dropout, as he mistakenly believed 2 vehicles…
In the Garden
Mister and I are still in surprise mode, regarding the garden. Some things we recognize, and therefore know what to expect. Other things, however, are fairly new to us. This lovely lady (above) is one such newbie.…
Seriously, Dude?
I don’t get hit on by guys. That’s just a fact, and honestly, I’m okay with it. But once in a great while, some dude will say something to me, thinking he’s being smooth and hoping to…