Yesterday it rained. For reals. And now we’re expecting a heatwave. That’s L.A., folks. It makes no sense. When I woke yesterday morning, it was from a dream. In the dream, I was swimming. I knew the…
Garage Finds
The other day I tackled a small area in our garage. By tackle, I mean I cleaned it the hell out. We have a slight hoarder situation going on in there (ahem), and it desperately needs to be resolved.…
Waterworks
The other day when I went to get a haircut, I was feeling grand. My day was going along just fine and I had no complaints. It was good, you know? And then I arrived at the…
Celebri-Not
When I got my hair cut the other day, some bimbo came into the salon with her damned dog in tow. This bothers me immensely, as it’s friggin’ illegal. Because she – the bimbo – insists on having a…
Holiday Schmoliday
It’s Columbus Day here in America. For some, it’s a holiday. But not for everyone. When I was a kid, we were taught quite a few things about Christopher Columbus and why we celebrated him with a…