Mister spotted this ad for Newport Menthol cigarettes. Because it is ludicrous in its very existence, I laughed. And then Mister pointed out a detail of the ad…
That’s right, folks. Not only can you find Pleasure in what has got to be a miserable smoking experience, you can also enjoy the hell out of yourself by squirting some yellow mustard on potato chips and gulping them down!
Maybe the mustard dulls the horrible menthol death-flavor of the ciggies. One can only hope. (By the way – can you tell I despise cigarettes?)