Yesterday I was about to leave the house when I caught sight of my hair. It has a habit of doing this flip-out thing on the sides. It doesn’t make sense, really, and I can’t claim it’s a style per se. I usually just go with it and that’s that.
As I looked at my do – in all its flippy glory – I said aloud, “I look like Mitzi friggin’ Gaynor.”
Y’all, I immediately started thinking do I even know what Mitzi Gaynor looks like? And then I moved on to how do I even know her name?
I mean really. Just how old am I?