Last Saturday night, Mister and I attended a grand party. And though it wasn’t a costume party, I felt like doing something a little different with my appearance. Simply wearing make-up was a change of pace, as I…
So Long Smokey, So Long Bandit
On Friday, Hal Needham – director of “Smokey and the Bandit” – passed away. He was 82. I quote “Smokey and the Bandit” more often than I can tally. It is one of my faves and probably…
Dear Solicitors…
Dear Door-to-Door Solicitors, As you insist on continuing to knock on my front door, attempting to sell me something I absolutely-positively-truly-desperately need, I am offering advice on how to best approach me. Don’t Lie. When the…
Midget Spiders
Something strange has taken up residence at the new pad. And that something is Midget Spiders. (For the overly-P.C. among you, that would be Little Spiders.) On any given day, at any given moment, Mister or I…
Devil Clyde
We moved Clyde to a new spot in the rumpus room and now a light hits him just so. Mister was the first to notice his shadow turns him into Devil Clyde. As Clyde is the most…
Dull Knives
I’ve known for a while that I need to take my knives to be sharpened. They’re just not doing the kitchen job as well as they should. My procrastination is due to a couple of reasons. First, I’ve…
To Cloud or Not To Cloud
A while back I shared my very good intentions of painting clouds on the ceiling of a bathroom at the new pad. I tried. 4 times, in fact. I consulted and researched, but no matter what I…
Another Chance
Remember when I posted the above photo and shared how I’d missed my opportunity to take an awesome pic of the cactus flower at the new pad? Well, that cactus done gone and went and give me a…
The Vapors
Yesterday I was driving around town and passed a high school. Out there on the football field, scores of kids were running laps. The thing about yutes is they’re young. Forgive me for stating the obvious (and…