To Whom It May Concern (You know who you are):
I have postponed this missive in order to give you space to grieve. However, it is time to pay the piper.
As Los Dodgers have defeated your beloved Braves, you owe me one Fancy Hot Dog. I will collect the next time I see you. I know you’re good for it.
For now, I must make another Fancy Hot Dog Bet with a certain family in St. Louis. The action begins tonight.
Sincerely, and nice doing business with you,
Your pal Mikki