For Christmas, Mister and I got premium TV channels. It took a lot of sweet-talking, but a deal was struck and now we feel like we’ve joined the ’90s.
Anyhoo, I wanted to explain why you may not see us for the rest of our lives a while. Do you know how many shows we’re catching up on? If you’re thinking “all of them,” you’re right.
It’s funny. We’ve finally joined civilization and now we’ll be living in our cave. Go figure.