Mister told me of a recent study (as written about here), where Belgian professors ran tests on commonly checked-out library books, including Fifty Shades of Grey. Their findings were unsettling and disturbing: trace amounts of cocaine and the herpes virus.


Being a wee bit of a germaphobe, this naturally led me to wonder if I should ever darken the doorstep of the public li-berry again. (The court is still out on this one.)


My next thought, friends, was to wonder what the heck people be doing with that Fifty Shades of Grey book. And where do they be rubbing it?


I haven’t read those books (and won’t), but it sounds more like 50 shades of gross to me. Yuck!

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