The other day I was scraping old caulk from the kitchen sink. I’d been living with ugly caulk for quite a while, and no amount of bleach had made the slightest improvement. It was a pain-in-the-ass job, but…
One For You, Nineteen For Me
It’s Tax Day here in America. And that means a lot of last-minute filings for loads of people. If you’re one of the lucky ducks getting a refund, you may have filed already so that you can…
Ladies Who Lunch
Yesterday I attended a luncheon for various Southern California charitable organizations. While driving there, I kept singing “Here’s to the ladies who lunch. Everybody laugh.” Naturally, I was doing my best Elaine Stritch imitation, and only managed to…
Needle Nap
Yesterday I had my last session with the healer. That means I’m well. Yippee! That also means I had my last acupuncture session yesterday. The healer once told me a patient of hers refers to acupuncture sessions…
Work is a Four-Letter Word
Yesterday I worked hard in the Rumpus Room. The largest wall received 2 coats of paint and the fireplace mantel got its final stain applied. At some point last night, I was working on touch-up painting when I…
How It Went Down
A few days ago I told you I was recovering from a late-night Easter outing. Here’s how it went down… I received an invite from my friend, DJ Lance Rock. He was having a birthday blow-out. I…
The Love of My Life
Today is Mister’s birthday. For the last 2 weeks, I’ve been a whole year older than him. Today he has caught up. To the love of my life – Happy Friggin’ Birthday!
Dear Beer Clug…
Dear Beer Clug– Remember when I painted the piece shown above? You know how it’s modeled on a painting seen in the movie Beerfest, based on a character played by Erik Stolhanske? Well I don’t know…