Mister and I spotted this sign one day when we were out for a walk. And yes – those are my feet. Sometimes I feel like a total dummy, and that sucks. We’ve been trying to fix…
Murder Was the Case That They Gave Me
I didn’t mean to do it. And yet I did. I found a lizard in the house. In the house, y’all. Since that little guy doesn’t pay rent, he had to go. So Mister and I put…
And on The Seventh Day…
The house is tidy. The food is prepped. We’re ready. A high-school buddy is coming for dinner and Mister and I are looking forward to it. We’ve only crossed paths with him a few times since we…
Satan’s Butthole
Yep. We’ve had it good. For quite a while we’ve been waking to a lovely marine layer and its benefits. Our weather has been the thing for which we’re envied. And we’ve enjoyed it. Now we wake…
Wrong Month
This is a June Bug that Mister saw and rescued from the pool. The little guy is actually a nice size – about an inch in length. His iridescence is lovely and I almost can’t stand how gorgeous…
A Fit, I Tell Ya
The other night, just as I was drifting off to sleep, I was overcome by a sneezing fit. I wasn’t ill and there was no allergen trigger. It just sort of happened. After the 4th bed-shaking achoo, I…
Stretchy Pants
I don’t know about you, but I had a lovely, low-key weekend. Mister and I mostly hung at the new pad and we kicked back in the pool every day. We both managed to get some things done,…
Special Olympics
“Let me win. But if I cannot win, let me be brave in the attempt.” Special Olympics Athlete Oath This past week saw the Special Olympics 2015 World Games throughout Los Angeles. And it was fab.…
If That’s All There Is…
A while back, Mister and I watched “Love is Strange,” a movie starring John Lithgow and Alfred Molina as a married gay couple who are discriminated against and must deal with the consequences. At some point during the…
Dinner With Baker Jen
Friday night found us having dinner with our friend, Baker Jen. And as she and Mister are drinking soul-mates, they both relished Paisley Martinis. We had a fab time and we laughed and talked and,…