Head cheese. No – I’m not making an election referral. I’m talking meat, people. And I mean meat. Head cheese isn’t for everyone. But it is for me. That’s why I made a pilgrimage to…
Thank God That’s Over
Thank God that’s over. The American presidential debates have wrapped and I’m depleted. The ugliness of this election is causing my body to cramp and stress in ways I hadn’t expected. On the plus side, I…
Brassieres My Dear
Yesterday I was at the mall, as I had to meet up with Victoria for a discussion of some Secrets. Actually, my only black bra has decided to fall apart and I needed to replace it. As…
Garage Finds
The other day I tackled a small area in our garage. By tackle, I mean I cleaned it the hell out. We have a slight hoarder situation going on in there (ahem), and it desperately needs to be resolved.…
Waterworks
The other day when I went to get a haircut, I was feeling grand. My day was going along just fine and I had no complaints. It was good, you know? And then I arrived at the…
Celebri-Not
When I got my hair cut the other day, some bimbo came into the salon with her damned dog in tow. This bothers me immensely, as it’s friggin’ illegal. Because she – the bimbo – insists on having a…